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My daughter keeps asking me to teach her how to give a good *******.I tell her its wrong for me to do that but? she just keeps asking me all the time | | If she's over 18 you could explain the process, but don't demonstrate. Younger than that "just say no"! | I dont know what to do with my 15 year old daughter she is out of control? She is 15 years old straight A student . She never had a boyfriend. I found out she is sexually active but don't for how long. My husband andme go away every other weekend and I found out she invites her friends over for the weekend. We found bottles and cans of beer, around the house. We also found beer cans,bottles, and a few used condoms in our garbage .Every night she would go out and say she is hanging out with some of her girl friends but she is actually at parties and having sex and stripping. We found her e porn movies, magazines, sex toys in her room. We have no clue what else she is doing and we don't know what to do with her and how to help her.
We found out one day when I came home early from work and saw her giving some guy that I have never seen a *******. I later asked her if she is dating anyone and she said no. Ever since that day I started spying on her ( I dont care if you think that is wrong, I saw my 15 year old daughter giving someone a ******* in my house I needed to make sure nothing else is going on) and found out all these stuff. | | You need to trust me when I say you have to stop her while you still can. Most likely its her friends that are influencing her life style. Try talking to her openly about how these decisions affect her life and how people percieve her. If not then start taking away privelages. All she will do is threaten to run away, then you have the legal right to get help from higher authorities. Just trust me and dont let this go unnoticed. Good Luck ♥ | 13 step-daughter doing...? <y 13 year old step daughter brings boys home when Im, my husband, and daughter aren't home. i went into her room to see if she was doing her math. (shes failing.) So I was checking up on her. I walked in and she was giving a *******!! How do I keep her away from doing that!!? | | daaaaaaaaaaamn your daughter is a slut! | I just found out my 13 yearold friend gave her 16 yearold boyfriend a *******? This is terrible.
Should I tell her mother?
She says I'm the only one that knows..
I already got all over her boyfriend.
Im 17.
Ughhh parents what would you do if you figured this out about your daughter? | | Um, the latest question you put about this, you stated this girl is your daughter. Troll, much? | I was at walmart the onther day and one of the employees wasn't very 'nice'? Me and my husband and our two guys were at Wally world the other day...yeah I know, a real hick outing. When we went to the checkout, there was a very large man cashier who rang up our stuff. he was joking around and we were politely joking with him. Then he told my husband a joke 'what doesn't belong in this list- eggs, your wife, a *******? A *******! You can beat your wife, you can beat eggs, but you can't beat a *******!!!' and then it was immediately followed by another joke with the punchline also being 'a *******'. We all were staring at him open mouthed (LOL) including my FIVE year old daughter. He said this very loudly and I am thanking god my daughter didn't ask me what a ******* is. My question is, isn't that kind of sexual harrassment? Or am I being a prude? Should I sue walmart? I mean, you can tell the guy probably lives in his mom's basement, but come on. In front of a five year old girl and me (the wife)?!?! Its just bothering me still two days later. Yeah I know funny joke, but not in front of the guy... | 1. Wal-Mart is not a "hick outing." I have seen our retired U.S. Senator shopping at our local Wal-Mart.
2. What you should have done is IMMEDIATELY walked to the Customer Service desk and ask for a manager and complained about the cashier. Such language and inappropriate joke-telling is grounds for firing. (My BF is also a Wal-Mart cashier, and he just told me this... "That guy would not have had a job anymore!")
3. No, it is not sexual harassment, but simply very bad behavior and very POOR judgment.
4. SUE Wal-Mart over this? No. First off, you have no grounds for a suit. If you had reported this cashier to the supervisor, and nothing was done about it, THEN there would be possible grounds for a suit. But you did not give them a chance to redress the situation.
5. You can still report the incident, regardless whether you remember the cashier's name or not. Simply bring the receipt from your purchase with you... the cashier's ID number is on each receipt. No receipt? If you know the approximate date/time/and amount of your purchase, Wal-Mart's computer system can search it's database and find your purchase and print a duplicate receipt (I've had to have this done in the past... great tool!).
6. Please do not brush Wal-Mart employees with such a broad brush. Most of these people are hard-working people who are working there as second or even THIRD jobs to support themselves and their families. I know many of them at our local Wal-Mart, and they are fine, decent people who would also have been JUST as appalled at this person's behavior as you are.
7. No, I didn't think it was a funny joke at all, and personally, I would have said to the cashier's face right then, "I'm sorry, but I didn't find that funny at all. And I also don't appreciate such language in front of my family!"
Have a polite day. | Wery long but is it funny? Think before you speak
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished you could take it back… here are the testimonials of a few people who did…
First testimony
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and 3 guy sin tow and asked loudly, how much do you charge for a shampoo and a *******? I turned around, walked back out and never went back. My husband did not say a word, he knew better!
Second testimony
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the womens type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking I looked at him and said, I think I like looking at mens balls.
Third testimony
My sister and I were at the mall and passed a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied no im just looking at your nuts. My sister staryed to laugh histerically the boy grined and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day my sister never let me forget.
Fourth testimony
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddle decided to release some pent up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab ahold of her after receiving looks of disgustand annoyance from other patrons.i told her that if she didn’t start behaving right now she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, if you don’t let me go right now, I will tell grandma that I saw you kissing daddys pee pee last night!! The silence was defening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the doors closed behind me were screams of laughter.
Fifth testimony
Have you ever asked a guy too many times? My 3 year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at taco bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my 7 month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that danny had not asked to go potty in a while I asked him if he needed to go and he said no.i kept thinking oh lord that guy has had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So I asked one more time, danny did you have an accident? This time he jumped up yanked his pants down, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled, SEE MOM, ITS JUST FARTS! While 30 people nearly choked to death on their taco’s laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they ever had!!
Last but not least testimony
This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don’t get any? We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to snow and didn’t, turned to the weather man and asked… : so bob, wheres that 8 inches you promised me last night? Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!!! | President Bush knows exactly how those people felt. Here's a few of his choice quotes that show the voice moving before the brain was in gear:
'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'
'I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.'
'They misunderestimated me.'
'Rarely is the question asked: Is our guyren learning?' | Should I be with him? Imagine your close friend or daughter came to you for advice.
what would you say if your friend or daughter came to you and told you i love this guy and want to be with him. Then a month or so later they said he has a girlfriend and has been cheating on all his girlfriends with me and with other girls. Then after that your friend/daughter said a few months later "We had a threesome with one of his friends, he had me bone his friend, and he also wanted me to give his other friend a ******* he didn't make me but he did want to share me with his friends but he said he was doing it to find out if i would but hoped i wouldn't." Then a few months later when this daughter/friend of yours was still with him she said "he kicked me out for lying to him but i didn't have anywhere else to go so he said i could sleep in the closet area" And between all this she told you Then when i had sex with this guy he said that to fix things between us we had to have sex to erase the thought from his mind. Then later your friend/daughter said "We have fun together he supports me and helps me succeed and when I overlook all these things I'm happy with him. Then a few months later said "he did stuff with this girl while he thought i was sleeping in the bed next to him." Then your daughter or friend said I love him and he does so much for me." Then they said he finally broke up with his girlfriend to be with me and says we are soul mates and he wouldn't ever cheat on me but i have to go home for the summer so he can't be with me until I come back. I know he is a good person and a good friend but I love him so much but I don't know if we should date.
And they asked you what should I do?
what would you tell this friend or daughter of yours. | | Find a real man. | Harassment charges !! What do I do? I was texting this girl , she hates me and then she likes me one minute , and we where texting . I lied to her saying that I really really liked her and I said other sweet stuff . Just to get her to send me a picture of her boobs , she finally sended me a picture , after that , I told her that i was completely lying and that she is Ugly , she got really mad and upset , started acting like a ***** towards me , so I decided to spam her phone , sending her " SLUT" over and over and over and over again , like 400 times , then I stopped and texted her mom , idk how I got her moms number , but I just had it , I told her mom "your dauther sended me a topless picture of her . And she wants to give ******* too almost any guy that ask her for one " the parents think their daughter is supper innocent .... WELL NO! she is the opposite , now , her mom said to me , " I will talk to your principal on Monday morning , leave my daughter alone don't talk text or be around her " first of all ,, the girl hated me , so we never talked or texted , she hates me , cuss I won't date her and I dated her "enemy" she texted me a few times and I just don't reply , .... It was my birthday a few days ago , she texted me "happy birthday" and that's how the whole conversation started , I dint show anybody the picture , I deleted it , but! Her mom said that she may press charges cuss I'm harassing her and her daughter , whenever her mom told me that she was going to tell my principal , I responded inappropriately , today at school , they called me down to the office , they took my phone , they looked at EVERYTHING , even my other texts from other people , and suspended me from school , what should I do , If the mom press charges ? | | Those are the kind of things that happen when you mess with stuff you shouldn't. Should have just left it alone. Maybe you've learned your lesson. So much more important things in life then trying to see some girls boobs. | Old folk jokes...? A man walks up to his house and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
“Grandpa, what are you doing?” he exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance without answering. “Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” he asks again.
The old man slowly looks at him and says, “Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma’s idea.”
Three generations of hookers are sitting around talking when the daughter says, “you know I got really pissed off today when a guy only gave me $50 for giving him a *******.”
The mother seys “$50? Back in the 1950’s we were happy to get $20”
And the grandmother says “Twenty dollars? Ha! back in the 1930’s we where just happy to have something warm in our stomachs.”.
Q:whats the best thing about Alzheimers??
A: you get to hide your own easter eggs... | ok
A bloke walks into a pub and orders 6 double vodkas, the barman says "bad day ?"
The bloke replies "yes, I just found out my brother's gay !"
"oh you'll get used to it" replies the barman. The following day the man re-enters and again orders 6 double vodkas.
"not another bad day ?" asks the barman.
"yes" replies the man, "I just found out my other brothers gay too."
"Have an extra one, on the house" offers the barman.
Two days later the man returned to the pub, looking more depressed than usual, he sits down and orders 6 double vodkas.
The barman asks "for **** sake, does no one in you family like women ?"
"yes" replies the man "my wife does!"
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep
quiet and lie still!"
As of next week Viagra will only be avaliable through the chemists by its chemical name.
So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN, Thank you
One day these two guys on a train going to Preswick. One of the guys needs a dump but there are no toilets on the train so his friend says "Hang your **** out the window and do one." So his friend pulls down his pants and sticks his **** out the window and just as they're pulling up to the station two robbers on the platform see him. One says "You slap his cheek and I'll steal his cigar".
Q. If I had one green ball in one hand, and another green ball in another hand, what would I have?
A. The undivided attention of the jolly green giant.
girl kicker | Breast tenderness/sore nipples after stopping Depo? Is this just an after-effect? I was supposed to get a Depo Provera shot in November, but never did because my insurance ran out. I have been deathly afraid of having sex since I got pregnant in 2008 and had my daughter in November of 2008, so I have not had any unprotected sex whatsoever since my daughter was born. I have not had sex with my husband since about a month before I missed my shot. I was on Depo for about 9 months and stopped having periods after a couple of months. The only sexual thing I have done since missing my last Depo shot was (and I'm sorry, I don't know how else to word this) giving my husband a "*******" in the shower a month or so ago. I didn't let his sperm near me and made sure not to touch my vagina or anything afterwards. I am very careful because I do not want to get pregnant again. When I was first pregnant, my breasts were very sore when I woke up in the morning. But this is a different kind of tenderness; it only lasts for maybe a minute after the time I sit up in bed, and my nipples are sensitive and get sore easily just from rubbing on my t-shirt fabric. I am not having any of the awful pregnancy symptoms I had early on like when I was pregnant with my daughter. So, I am just wondering: Is it normal for this to be a side effect after stopping Depo? It is very annoying. I was only on Depo for 9 months; I didn't think my body could be having these side effects 2 1/2 months after stopping Depo and I wasn't even on it for a year. Does it matter? Help :( | | I was on the depo for years and had all kinds of weird side effects. Right before my period would start my breasts would be extremely sore. You've been careful so it sounds like you should have no worries. After getting off depo to try and conceive my body was so out of whack. Just try not to stress. |
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